Archive for July, 2007

clerks 2, shrek 3, reno 911 miami, scoop, free jimmy, miami vice, gone, the last mimzy, fantastic 4, 1408

Sunday, July 15th, 2007

lol, blambak lagi movie yg berjaya dilayan, tapi mostly x brapa best pun. anyway, first up, cite clerks 2. cite bangang, pasal 2 org member sehati sejiwa yg keje waiter kat kedai fast food. dicampur dgn ‘jay & silent bob strikes back’ punya orang, u get the picture, betapa kelakar n lawak bangang yg menghiasi dalam movie ni.

shrek 3, hampeh gile cite. aku rasa pasni dh xyah buat cite shrek lagi lah. still ingat masa shrek baru2 kuar, layan kat midveli show midnite, dgn bau kaki mamat seblah, potong gile tgk cite ni. so, shrek 3 ni lawak dia dh hambar dh. bleh tetido lah sapa yg layan. reno 911 miami, cite pasal polis yg terpaksa dikerah utk menjaga bandar miami, hanya kerana polis2 yg lain kena kuarantin, sebab kena biological attack. haha. lawak bangang gak cite ni. cite nk blue je.

scoop, cite ala2 detektif, mengenai seorang up-n-coming journalist yg dapat ’scoop’ atau sumber daripada seseorang yg telah mati. x seram pun cite ni, cuma boleh lah utk mengisi masa lapang. free jimmy lak, cite pasal seekor gajah yg stoned yg hendak dibebaskan oleh byk pihak. ada pihak animal activist, ada pihak gengster, ada pihak junkie yg salah bagi gajah ni ‘makan’. haha. half way cite ni, aku dh x brapa fokus.

miami vice, cite penuh aksi. dulu kat tv, fames ar tv series miami vice ni, aku pun ingat2 lupa ar cite dia. cite pasal ‘rich & corrupt cop’ yg telah pergi undercover utk memberkas empayar druglord di seluruh dunia. bukan hanya dadah, malah senjata dan macam2 lagi. so 2 mamat ni, telah ditugaskan utk menjatuhkan kingpin tersebut. gone, cite psycho thriller yg aku pun x brapa paham. pelik sgt cite ni. cite pasal 1 couple yg hitchhike bersama sorang mamat lagi yg mereka baru kenal, going on a roadtrip around australia. along the way, mamat ni nak ‘rampas’ minah ni dari boifren dia. pening kpala aku layan cite ni.

the last mimzy lagi lah. aku tgk x sampai 10 minit, trus potong stim. then layan fantastic 4:rise of the silver surfer. sequel kepada part 1. tapi kali ni, dr doom kembali lagi. kisah pasal nk menentang kedatangan silver surfer yg buat kecoh kat bumi. x best langsung cite ni, silver surfer beraksi pun skejap je. last2 dr doom gak villain nye, silver surfer yg telah menyelamatkan bumi dari ancaman galactus. hampeh nye cite, x sampai pun sejam stengah.

so like they say, save the best for last; again. 1408. mula2 aku x tau pun apa cite ni. tapi bila dh layan, mula lah terserlah kebestan cite ni. ia berkisar terhadap seorang penyiasat paranormal yg x percaya pada hantu ni, malah x pernah pun jumpa dgn hantu. so dia pun, telah g investigate sebuah bilik 1408(kalau tambah, total jadi 13) kat sebuah hotel ni. manager dah saun, jgn masuk, nanti konfem mampus nye. tapi dia degil gak, konon2 nk solve misteri tersebut. cuba ko bayangkan, ko diberi masa 60 minit, untuk survive dlm bilik tu, xleh kluar pun, xleh interact dgn dunia luar pun, n surrounded by ‘ghostly spirits. graphically, xde pun kuar hantu tersebut, cuma shock n suspense je lebih. tapi still tekejut beruk gak ar. then habis 60 minit, ia berulang2; cara nak kuar hanyalah dgn membunuh diri. tapi mamat ni, fight back, korang mesti terkejut nye dgn tindakan yg dia ambil.

-I still don’t have the reason, And you don’t have the time, And it really makes me wonder, If I ever gave a fuck about you; Give me something to believe in, Cause I don’t believe in you, Anymore, I wonder if it even makes a difference to try, So this is goodbye-

slither, the devil wears prada, the holiday, 88 minutes, shooter, hot fuzz, transformers

Sunday, July 1st, 2007

musim layan movie kembali lagi. orang suma sibuk g shoping, aku sibuk layan movie lak. 1st up, slither. cite pasal alien infestation ke atas sleepy town. rating tinggi, tapi xde best mana pun. last2 cinta adalah motif utama seseorang itu boleh bertukar menjadi jahat.

the devil wears prada lak cite pasal proving other people wrong n dont judge a book by its cover. in the end, jgn terlalu fokus sgt pasal kerjaya, u will ended up losing all that matters to u. the holiday lak cite pasal extreme makeover n bout making changes in life. bayangkan if u swap places wif someone else in a different place, culture n environment; camana agak2 rasanya? the 2 girls have the same thing in common, which is to start life anew after having their lifes shattered by the man of their dreams.

88 minutes cite thriller yg agak unpredictable gak. al pacino ada dlm movie, so gerenti best nye. hehe. cuba ko bayangkan if u were told that u r going to have 88 minutes to live, before u got killed, how wud that make ur day? hehe. so in the end, when the 88 minutes is up, dapatlah tau konspirasi di sebaliknya. shooter lak bleh tahan gak citenye. tapi very typical with other action movies. mcm dh biasa tgk je. so nothing to shout about.

hot fuzz masyuk gile. mula2 aku pun x brapa percaya asal cite ni rating dia tinggi gile kat imdb. now i know y. lawak dia memang bersahaja. n spontan. tapi xde ar mcm cite leslie nielsen ke lawak mr bean ke. lawak yg bleh diterima akal gak ar. cite pasal sorang anggota polis yg begitu cekap menjalankan tugasnya sehinggakan dia membuatkan department polis beliau nampak ‘teruk’ sebab byk sgt kes dia dpt solve; 400% more compared to others. so beliau dihantar ke sleepy town yg crime rate nye rendah n citizen dia suma baik2 belaka. tapi ada cerite lain di sebalik kampung yg too good to be true ini. haha. aku rekemen korang layan cite ni. konfem gelak guling2 nye.

like they say, save the best for last. the transformers. autobots vs decepticons. some will come to protect u, most will come to destroy u. skrang even ringtone aku pun dh tukar jadik transformers nye lagu lama. hehe. well if ur a fanboy like me, who loves the ‘old’ movie so much, then ur in for a surprise. x banyak persamaan antara movie or even miniseries lama dgn movie arahan michael bay ni. yg sama, optimus prime still the truck he used to be, even bumblebee pun dh jadi kete concept camaro. tapi memang grafik nye adalah world class. even the process of transforming from the vehicle state to the robot state pun very detail. aksi nye pun hebat gak. memang aku rasa the top box office movie lah tahun ni. maybe sequel pasni ada pasal unicron, the planet-eater lak. haha. mampus ar bumi camni. xleh bayangkan camana unicron nk transform lak. gile…

-Let’s start over, I’ll try to do it right this time around, It’s not over, ‘Cause a part of me is dead and in the ground, This love is killing me, But you’re the only one, It’s not over-